Things ‘Not to Do’ on Pearl Harbor Day.
Do not mention to a Vet, that you think Japan is swell.
Do not go out to a mall and yell ‘fire in the hole.’
Do not change the channel when Grandpa is watching Tora, Tora, Tora, on TBS for the 23rd hour.
Do not give a speech to vet’s when you have been AWOL from the Nation Guard.
And last, but certainly not least, when you fly American Airlines, don’t tell the air marshals you have a bomb, and then suddenly realize that you left it at home.