November 28, 2007

Sudan or the US?

Filed under: Idiot Zone

Today class, we are going to name this cute little teddy bear that I have brought in.
What that Johnny? You want to name it Jesus?
Ok class, all those in favor of naming the bear Jesus, hold up your hands.

Let’s see……1,2,3,4….looks like the majority of the class picks Jesus.

Knock, Knock, Knock!!!
Yes, can I help you?
THOUGHT POLICE FROM THE VATICAN, MAM.
What seems to be wrong officers?
IN VIOLATION OF SOME STUPID LAW THAT ISN’T IN THE BIBLE, BUT WE CHRISTIANS ARE SENSITIVE TO, WE HAVE TO ARREST YOU FOR NAMING THAT BEAR JESUS.
But, officers. The children named the bear and agreed to its name.
SORRY MAM. ONE OF YOUR STUDENTS WAS OFFENDED.
WE HAVE TO TAKE YOU AWAY TO GITMO NOW. IT’S THE WATERBOARD FOR YOU!

Don’t thing that what happened in the Sudan couldn’t happen here?
Just keep right on believing what you think.

November 21, 2007

Happy Thanksgiving

Filed under: Happy Holidays

Happy Holidays to all out there.
In these days when we have so little control over things we can do and issues we can control, Thanksgiving is one of those holidays that do not control how we enjoy our food, families or time off.

So have a wonderful day, and love often.

DamSpot

November 20, 2007

Note to Wall Street

Filed under: Opinion

Here’s to the Bastards of Wall Street.
For too many years you have grown fat through the use of other peoples money. You have watched the Dow go from 8000 to a whopping 13,000 points.
Now, through your greed, you are going to feel the sting of financial loss.

Crash, you SOB’s, CRASH!

November 19, 2007

Election 2008

Filed under: Opinion

Ol’ Damspot has been watching the back and forth between the politicians and amongst their various supporters. The democrats are going after each other and producing no viable candidates.
republicans are doing much the same and also attacking the democrats.
Both groups will continue to be puppets for Israel no matter who wins…….except for one person.
It seems that both parties and their supporters hate Ron Paul. The democrats are comparing him to the Nazi’s and the republicans won’t even include him in their debates.
I find Ron Paul to be a lot like Ross Perot, but without the humor.

To tell you the truth, both parties hate him so much, he’s the one who you should be voting for, if the past is any judgment of the kind of harassment he is receiving.
For every blogger who thinks Ron Paul is a nut job, there are thousands out there who are ready to listen to a basic, honest politician.

November 7, 2007

Thanks to Those….

Filed under: Do Something

Damspot would like to thank the approx. 23% who got out and voted.
To the rest of you….WTF???
You bitch, complain and holler. But, do you vote to change it? Apparently not. I heard assholes bitching as early as this morning. When asked if they voted, they said ‘hell no’.

2008 is coming. Those who don’t vote, can get the fuck out of MY country. Preferably before the election so that the rest of us won’t have to hunt your sorry ass’s down!

November 5, 2007

Election Day

Filed under: Opinion

Tuesday is Election Day.
Make sure that you get out and VOTE!!!
It doesn’t matter if you think you can’t make a difference. VOTE!!!