Today class, we are going to name this cute little teddy bear that I have brought in.
What that Johnny? You want to name it Jesus?
Ok class, all those in favor of naming the bear Jesus, hold up your hands.
Let’s see……1,2,3,4….looks like the majority of the class picks Jesus.
Knock, Knock, Knock!!!
Yes, can I help you?
THOUGHT POLICE FROM THE VATICAN, MAM.
What seems to be wrong officers?
IN VIOLATION OF SOME STUPID LAW THAT ISN’T IN THE BIBLE, BUT WE CHRISTIANS ARE SENSITIVE TO, WE HAVE TO ARREST YOU FOR NAMING THAT BEAR JESUS.
But, officers. The children named the bear and agreed to its name.
SORRY MAM. ONE OF YOUR STUDENTS WAS OFFENDED.
WE HAVE TO TAKE YOU AWAY TO GITMO NOW. IT’S THE WATERBOARD FOR YOU!
Don’t thing that what happened in the Sudan couldn’t happen here?
Just keep right on believing what you think.