June 18, 2008

Dear John

Filed under: ClusterFuck

Dear John McCain,
Didn’t Bush whop your ass one time before? Aren’t you the same man who daily spews rhetoric about how we have to stay in Iraq, and then stand there, in your commercial and tell the world that you hate war?
Are you not the man who talks trash about your opponent, Barack Obama for no good reason on the leftest talk shows and CNN?

Folks, it is time we had a man in the White House that hasn’t been a deserter or liar about their war experience. We need a man who is young and fairly inexperienced in politics, and not beholden to AIPAC or any of the other ‘Good old boy” networks.

Personally, I don’t give a flying shit what color the person in charge is. What I do care about is that they don’t tie up the legislature with talk of all the scandals they have been in, and frankly, that’s all we’ve had over the last 16 years.
Lets get the frigging government back in the business of taking care of us, the people of the United States instead of paying other countries to be our friends, the whole time they are pissing on us.

January 13, 2008

It’s That Time Again

Filed under: ClusterFuck

Once again it is time to attempt to pick the lessor evil of a couple of dozen presidential choices.
Once again, a lot of people will be depending on Diebold to count things their way.
The biggest difference this year is that no one will ever believe that John McCain can win if his Neo Con buddies at Diebold throw it like they did for Bush.
His family doesn’t own the supreme court.
However, electing Bill Clinton, Jr, whoops!!!!! I mean Hillary would be a serious mistake.
I like a crook like the next person. I would still vote for Nixon. I guess we could write him in. Wouldn’t be the first dead man to win an election!
But, Hillary will have to spend all her time defending her shady transactions with all her and Bill’s contributers.
So, I guess it’s all up to Obama. They won’t let Ron Paul win, even though he’s this years best choice.
Maybe since ‘Big O’ is a Muslim will hear some good Jew jokes.

October 2, 2007

Some Things Never Change

They’re at it again.
Who are ‘they’?
THEY are the right wing religonuts that seem to believe that this nation was founded for only Christians. That the only God that is going to smile upon the US is the one they think is their’s alone.
The other THEY, are the English only crowd. The only thing that is more of a ‘third rail’ subject other than Social Security is passing a law making English the official language in the US.
Apparently they must have skipped over the part of history that said that all attempts that were ever made to ratify any language for this country, since 1776 have failed. Had it passed the first time, we would have been speaking German.

So…..how’s that for some trivia, you flaming idiots?
Can’t you people read?
Our pledge says and poorly at best, is that we are ‘One nation under god’, which was added in the 50’s, does not specify a Christian God, Jewish God, Muslim God, a God of Beer or any other God.

Hows this for a statement. If there is a God, we all have the same one, you bunch of retards!

Get over your selves. Stop using a God as a crutch every time you want to steal land, steal oil or kill people.

Just admit that you’re a bunch of friggin’ thieves and go on and get your ass’s kicked for real.

September 19, 2007

Fox Don’t Know

Filed under: ClusterFuck

I’ll tell you what I think. A big ass piece of nuclear space junk has fallen out of orbit and is poisoning people in Peru, ala Chernobyl. The symptoms are very similar to those exposed to a serious dose of radiation.
Whose is it? You’ll never know. As a matter of fact, this will probably be the only place you’ll read this assumption.

Damspot said it first.