DamSpot’s World

Today class, we are going to name this cute little teddy bear that I have brought in.
What that Johnny? You want to name it Jesus?
Ok class, all those in favor of naming the bear Jesus, hold up your hands.

Let’s see……1,2,3,4….looks like the majority of the class picks Jesus.

Knock, Knock, Knock!!!
Yes, can I help you?
THOUGHT POLICE FROM THE VATICAN, MAM.
What seems to be wrong officers?
IN VIOLATION OF SOME STUPID LAW THAT ISN’T IN THE BIBLE, BUT WE CHRISTIANS ARE SENSITIVE TO, WE HAVE TO ARREST YOU FOR NAMING THAT BEAR JESUS.
But, officers. The children named the bear and agreed to its name.
SORRY MAM. ONE OF YOUR STUDENTS WAS OFFENDED.
WE HAVE TO TAKE YOU AWAY TO GITMO NOW. IT’S THE WATERBOARD FOR YOU!

Don’t thing that what happened in the Sudan couldn’t happen here?
Just keep right on believing what you think.

Let’s see what todays insanity has wrought.

One of the soldiers who was involved in the B-52 bomb run the other week, has turned up dead.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Fuck with Bush and either disappear or die.

The feds dropped interest rates .50%. That means you’ll only pay Capital One 25% interest instead of 26% next month.

They have apparently put the ‘Juice’ back in the can. (Sorry, I can’t take the credit for that hideous pun). I like how the roll OJ out every so many years to take the heat off of Michael Jackson. Guess he’ll be next, again!

Louie Farrakhan traveled to Alabama today to leave a wreath on the grave of George Wallace. Said Louie, “Bein’ Black jus ain’t no fun anymore widout my favorit Honkey.” Try to figure if I made that one up.

Ron Spector’s jury is deadlocked on his verdict. That’s what happens when they don’t follow Pee Wee into the theater.

And then for today’s WTF, “Man sticks snake in mouth and gets bit”. Must be a realllll slow day for CNN.

“That’s All Folks!”

Today, George (the dictator Bush) is going to make a speech to a VFW comparing the loss of Vietnam to what will happen if we pull out of Iraq.
If thats not bad enough, CNN, the MSM, splashes this headline under the picture of an Iraqi child:

Boy, 5, doused in gas, set on fire by insurgents

They go on to describe how important it is that the insurgents (no longer terrorists), must be dealt with.

Way to go Ass Holes!!!

On the heals of the announcement that the US death toll, in Iraq has hit 3000, Mr Bush makes the following statement:

“In the days ahead I will be addressing our nation about a new strategy to help the Iraqi people gain control of the security situation.”

Thats pretty much the same as the captain of the Titanic announcing that the ship was OK, after hitting the iceberg.

I can always remember my old man pointing out why the hamsters and rabbits always took their dumps, on the side of the cage from where they ate. He said “Animals never shit where they eat.”
You would think that someone else would have figured that out.

Apparently not.

I believe that this latest outbreak of E coli is directly attributed to the use of supposed steralized waste sludge, that farmers commonly use to fertalize their plants.
Thats right. Every bite of salad contains the vitamins S-H-I-T.

After all, what did you think your municipality did with all that left over corn from your dump?
Or, how about the independent processors, the ‘ol Honey Dippers. Did you think they just wished that stuff away?

And, this Spinach Outbreak is nothing compared to how many similar outbreaks, that HAVE NOT been widely reported about infected lettuce.
Restaurants, quietly have been advised for years concerning isolated outbreaks, particulary in the large western growing belts.
It’s not the pickers not washing their hands, or the occasional quick field dump.
It’s the commonly used, dried and supposedly samitized human waste, that is far cheaper to use, than any commercial product. And…..since it is deemed ‘natural’, many pure foods farmers use it.

So, don’t be terribly surprised if, in a couple of months you read this same information in the MSM.

But, do try to give me credit, at least in your minds.

MADISON, Wisconsin (AP) — More than 60 state lawmakers are urging the University of Wisconsin-Madison to fire an instructor who has argued that the U.S. government orchestrated the September 11 terrorist attacks.

A letter sent Thursday and signed by 52 Assembly representatives and nine state senators condemns a decision to let Kevin Barrett teach an introductory class on Islam this fall.

U.W.-Madison Provost Pat Farrell launched a review after Barrett spoke last month on a talk show about his views that the terrorist attacks were the result of a government conspiracy to spark war in the Middle East. After the review, Farrell said Barrett was a qualified instructor who can present his views as one perspective on the attacks.

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There is picketing in Philadelphia today. Those who are picketing are Black.
With the number of shootings and murders that occur daily in Philly, and the number of neighborhoods that are being run by drug dealers, you can understand why Blacks would be picketing the local Wachovia Banks.

Banks?

In the year 2004, it was discovered that several modern businesses were the so-to-speak grandchildren of companies that had formally dealt in the slave trade. At the time, this information was provided concerning the bank.

The Georgia Railroad and Banking Company owned at least 162 slaves. Another firm, the Bank of Charleston, accepted at least 529 slaves as collateral on mortgaged property or loans.
According to Wachovia’s disclosure statement, it was also discovered that the Bank of Charleston “acquired” an undetermined number of people when customers defaulted on their loans.

Since then, the bank has publicly apologized, all be it, in a short statement, that it was sorry for it’s relatives past.

There was quite a stir, at that point as several cases were in court seeking reparations for those who had family members enslaved during that period.

Spin forward to today, in 2006, in a city that is going to hell due to Black on Black violence, a city that has citizens who pride themselves on wearing ‘Don’t Snitch’ t-shirts, proudly, and a daily murder rate approaching a Guinness Record want a financial handout, from a Bank, for an incident that was, at the time, a legal way of life.

Forget the fact that Philly has a weak tax base. Thousands of properties are in arrears on property taxes. In addition to state, local, and federal payroll taxes, you also pay a 10% wage earning tax for anyone working in the city limits.
But, by God, we need to get that payback for our ancestors’ error in history.

So, picket on brave citizens. But, just while the sun is up. Other wise you’re neighbor might just pop a cap, in your ass.

What we have learned today is this: The only difference between a Democrat and a Republican is that nether one likes you if you disagree with anything they have to say.
What we have also learned is that what ever you want people to read better be in the first sentence. It seems that the first sentence is the only one they either read, or the only one they don’t criticize.
And the biggest thing we have learned is that people will support a drunken, irrational, idiot simply because he fails to criticize the Party Line, sooner then someone who has an overall ‘Karnak’ leval of 98%. Well, so far this shit for brains closed 2 web sites and is currently working on number 3 . But thats OK. He has used so many different names that he is slowly burning out.
But I guess I’m just being ZenFull.

The $100 laptop project seeks to provide inexpensive computers to people in developing countries. The computers lack many features found on a typical personal computer, such as a hard disk and software.
“The last thing you want to do for a shared use computer is have it be something without a disk … and with a tiny little screen,” Gates said at the Microsoft Government Leaders Forum in suburban Washington.

“Hardware is a small part of the cost” of providing computing capabilities, he said, adding that the big costs come from network connectivity, applications and support.

“If you are going to go have people share the computer, get a broadband connection and have somebody there who can help support the user, geez, get a decent computer where you can actually read the text and you’re not sitting there cranking the thing while you’re trying to type,” Gates said.

Before his critique, Gates showed off a new “ultra-mobile computer” which runs Microsoft Windows on a seven-inch (17.78-centimeter) touch screen.

Those machines are expected to sell for between $599 and $999, Microsoft said at the product launch last week.

How nice of Gates making fun of a $100.00 computer, states that his software is a major cost of any computer and then unveils a $999.00 handheld.

What a Putz!